Description
Don’t ask how her morning is going. Don’t even breathe in her general direction. This mug serves as a high-gloss warning label for the woman currently vibrating with inexplicable rage and a desperate need for chocolate. If you value your life, just fill this up and back away slowly without making eye contact.
It’s the perfect companion for that week of the month where every minor inconvenience feels like a personal declaration of war.
The Brutal Reality:
Vivid Print: Features that iconic “I will end you” stare, rendered in colors as sharp as her current mood.
Built for the Burn: Dishwasher and microwave safe. Because you’re definitely going to forget your tea while you’re busy crying at a fabric softener commercial.
Reinforced Ceramic: Strong enough to survive being slammed on the table when someone asks a “stupid question.”
Toxin-Free: Lead and BPA-free. Your hormones are causing enough internal damage; your mug shouldn’t add to it.
The Specs (Read these quietly):
11 oz Dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter.
15 oz Dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter.
20 oz Dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter.
Origin: Blank product sourced from China.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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